Week 5 delivered everything we’ve come to expect in the SPFL — heartbreak, heroics, and a dash of comedy at the Mayberry Moops’ expense. Yesterday’s Corn (4-1) is showing signs of complete domination so far, holding the lead down in the Matt Foley Division after a convincing beatdown last weekend of another tough team, while…
Week 4.25
Four weeks into the SPFL season and it’s feeling a little bit like the Ryder Cup I just watched — some steel sacked teams sinking clutch putts and awesome iron shots … and teams like the Moops shanking three woods into the kimchi. Speaking of the Moops, let’s check in on that roster. First round…
Week 3.25
Leonard’s Losah? … Mayberrah. There are some tough losses in my long fantasy football history and, given my record and roster, this one was probably pretty inconsequential, but watching my Yahoo “Chance to Win” go from 99% with about five minutes left in the Monday night game to 0% about five minutes later was a…
Week 2.25
It’s been one of those weeks in the SPFL home offices. Too much going on at my paid job — 12 hour long day trip to Roanoke on Wednesday with my boss where I had to pretend to be entirely too sociable and charming for my own good, followed by more of the same today…
Week One
It’s my favorite time of the year, but it feels mostly cloudy today. I avoid political discussions on this blog and will continue to do so, but as I texted a friend yesterday, I feel like this country needs a circuit breaker to trip. Right now. It’s getting out of hand and we are letting…
Preseason Ramblings
First of all, I appreciate all the wellness checks on ye old commish last evening after yet another dumpster was lit in Dallas. I’m okay, thanks. Actually, better than okay. It’s been a beautiful weather week. I even put on a windbreaker one morning this week. Football season is ramping up, with the Eastside Spartans…
SPFL Draft Lottery — LIVE!!!! * (* – on tape delay)
Part One. Please overlook the dust and clutter. Fantasy football geniuses only have so much time in their day… Part Two — The Reveal
Wait Til Next Year (record scratch) … Month??!!
My long personal nightmare of the football off-season is nearly over and I eagerly return to you with an invitation, some updates, some keepers to consider, and a draft date. First and foremost, the invitation: I hope that each of you are anxious and ready to partake in the joy of another SPFL season. HOWEVER,…
Congrats to Beauty and Her Beasts
Talk about peaking at the right time! Beauty and the Beasts proved that her rookie season success was no fluke, taking down the whole league in her sophomore campaign, joining that elite list known as SPFL Champions! SPFL Super Bowl Beauty and Beasts 182 — Bright 1s 126: Following up on her semifinal performance, Beauty…
The Semifinals Few Expected
As so often happens in our corner of the fantasy football world, the playoffs are proving to be … surprising. #6 Thunder Monkeys @ #3 Mayberry Mighty Moops Monkeys 129 — Moops 123: The Monkeys went into this matchup as an underdog and after Cooper Kupp put up the shocking goose egg on Thursday night,…