While this is probably the most boring blog post I have every year, it is the one that is most exciting, at least to me. The dawn of the 2024 SPFL is approaching!
As it is apt to do, life has kept on flowing by since we last visited. I’ve loved. I’ve lost. I’ve lamented. I’ve grown — wiser, wider, and grayer. And that’s all just in my pathetic calling as a Dallas Cowboys fan this off season. In contrast to last year, when I was very uncharacteristically optimistic about my Super Bowl dreams in Big D, I’m back in the saddle of pessimism this year. In fact, I would say that I’m more pessimistic than I’ve been since the days of Quincy Carter, QB. I fully expect a four alarm dumpster fire as a Cowboys fan this year.
But as an SPFL Commissioner??? I couldn’t be more excited. Can we all just agree that we need to dive in head first to the warm, comfortable confines of distraction that football, the NFL, and the SPFL offer us? Do I hear an amen?
So … I won’t take up too much of your time today, other than the usual season kickoff requests:
- PLEASE let me know ASAP if you are not going to participate in our fun this season, so that we can recruit a replacement. I don’t want to replace anyone but … well, you know, I can. If I have to.
- Mark your calendars for the draft — Sunday, August 25th, at 2:00pm eastern (it will show as 11am on the Yahoo site because they are on Pacific time).
- Our Yahoo league website for 2024 is now active. Please make sure you can access it, well in advance of draft day!
- Examine the keepers list below, both for accuracy and to let me know who (if any) you want to keep. Again, please let me know via text or email who you want to keep. You can select to “keep” them on the Yahoo website, but I have to go in and make adjustments for the draft, so don’t make me go searching for your selections. Just let me know who you want and I can take care of the rest. I spy a couple of real bargains in the league this year! None in Mayberry, unfortunately.
- In a nutshell, you can keep TWO players maximum. The draft cost is next to their name and if it shows “YES” in the column next to that, this is the last year you will be able to keep them. It would be great if you could let me know your selections by Saturday, August 17th.
- Feel free to send your league dues at your convenience. Unlike the rest of the economy, inflation hasn’t affected us yet, it’s still just $50 per team. But I do need you to pay! Cough, cough.
That’s it for now, I’m attaching a copy of our league bylaws and constitution for your reference as well as the keepers spreadsheet (also listed below). Have a great weekend — the last one with no football until mid February!! Huzzah!!
2024 Sociable Pine Football League Constitution and Bylaws – public
Seasonal Keepers
The Commish
Team | Player | Draft Cost | 2nd Year? |
Ghost of Megatron | |||
CeeDee Lamb | 1st | ||
Jahmyr Gibbs | 2nd | ||
Amari Cooper | 3rd | ||
Javonte Williams | 5th | ||
Chigo Okonkwo | 7th | ||
Courtland Sutton | 9th | ||
Jakobi Meyers | 10th | ||
Russell Wilson | 13th | ||
Luke Musgrave | 13th | ||
Chargers D | 14th | ||
Curtis Samuel | 16th | ||
Bright 1s | |||
Amon Ra St Brown | 1st | ||
Deebo Samuel | 2nd | ||
Miles Sanders | 3rd | ||
Kyle Pitts | 4th | ||
D’Andre Swift | 6th | ||
Jordan Addison | 7th | ||
Ravens D | 9th | ||
Dalton Schultz | 10th | ||
Alexander Mattison | 11th | YES | |
Elijah Mitchell | 11th | ||
Clyde Edwards Helaire | 12th | ||
Devon Achane | 12th | ||
Garrett Wilson | 14th | YES | |
Greased Lightning | |||
Patrick Mahomes | 2nd | ||
Dameon Pierce | 2nd | ||
James Cook | 3rd | ||
Chris Godwin | 4th | ||
David Njoku | 6th | ||
Gabe Davis | 7th | ||
Rashee Rice | 10th | ||
Chiefs D | 12th | ||
Jerome Ford | 13th | ||
Jordan Love | 14th | ||
Cordarrelle Patterson | 16th | ||
Heath’s Heroes | |||
Josh Allen | 1st | YES | |
Calvin Ridley | 2nd | ||
TJ Hockenson | 3rd | ||
James Conner | 4th | ||
George Pickens | 5th | ||
AJ Dillon | 6th | ||
Jerry Jeudy | 6th | ||
Elijah Moore | 7th | ||
Adam Thielen | 8th | ||
Dolphins D | 11th | ||
Matthew Stafford | 14th | ||
Taysom Hill | 15th | ||
Seahawks D | 16th | ||
Tennessee Turf Turtles | |||
Derrick Henry | 1st | ||
Rhamondre Stevenson | 2nd | ||
Breece Hall | 3rd | ||
Michael Pittman Jr. | 5th | ||
Antonio Gibson | 7th | ||
Rashod Bateman | 9th | ||
Jake Ferguson | 12th | ||
Panthers D | 14th | ||
DJ Chark | 15th | ||
Beauty & Beasts | |||
Jalen Hurts | 1st | ||
Najee Harris | 2nd | ||
George Kittle | 3rd | ||
Brandon Aiyuk | 4th | ||
Hollywood Brown | 5th | ||
DeVonta Smith | 7th | YES | |
Samaje Perine | 8th | ||
Saints D | 9th | ||
Chris Olave | 10th | YES | |
Jaylen Warren | 11th | ||
Cole Kmet | 12th | ||
Devin Singletary | 13th | ||
Kadarius Toney | 13th | ||
KJ Osborn | 16th | ||
Jaguars D | 16th | ||
No Names | |||
Josh Jacobs | 1st | ||
DeAndre Hopkins | 3rd | ||
Tony Pollard | 4th | ||
Trevor Lawrence | 5th | ||
Evan Engram | 6th | ||
Jamaal Williams | 7th | ||
Patriots D | 8th | ||
Tyler Allgeir | 10th | ||
Ezekiel Elliott | 11th | ||
Gerald Everett | 12th | ||
Allen Lazard | 12th | ||
Piranha Brothers | |||
Travis Etienne | 1st | ||
Diontae Johnson | 3rd | ||
DJ Moore | 4th | ||
Mike Evans | 5th | ||
Darren Waller | 5th | ||
Alvin Kamara | 6th | ||
Tua Tagavailoa | 8th | ||
Dalton Kincaid | 9th | ||
Raheem Mostert | 11th | ||
Marvin Mims Jr | 12th | ||
Bengals D | 13th | ||
Tyler Boyd | 14th | ||
Browns D | 16th | ||
Thunder Monkeys | |||
Jonathan Taylor | 1st | ||
Aaron Jones | 2nd | ||
Keenan Allen | 3rd | ||
Terry McLaurin | 4th | ||
Rachaad White | 5th | ||
49ers D | 7th | YES | |
Zach Charbonnet | 9th | ||
Zay Flowers | 11th | ||
Brock Purdy | 12th | ||
Steelers D | 14th | ||
Rashid Shaheed | 15th | ||
Yesterday’s Corn | |||
Jaylen Waddle | 1st | ||
DK Metcalf | 2nd | ||
Tyler Lockett | 3rd | ||
David Montgomery | 4th | ||
Dallas Goedert | 5th | ||
Khalil Herbert | 6th | ||
Eagles D | 7th | ||
Jaxon Smith Njigba | 8th | ||
Justin Fields | 9th | YES | |
Nico Collins | 10th | ||
Sam LaPorta | 11th | ||
Jeff Wilson Jr | 12th | ||
Sam Howell | 13th | ||
Buccaneers D | 14th | ||
Chuba Hubbard | 15th | ||
Bitter Midgets | |||
Tee Higgins | 1st | ||
Joe Mixon | 2nd | ||
Kenneth Walker III | 4th | ||
Bills D | 5th | ||
Jahan Dotson | 5th | ||
Pat Friermuth | 6th | ||
Brian Robinson Jr | 8th | ||
Geno Smith | 9th | ||
Kenneth Gainwell | 10th | ||
Odell Beckham Jr | 11th | ||
Jared Goff | 12th | YES | |
Hunter Henry | 13th | ||
Commanders D | 14th | ||
Roschon Johnson | 15th | ||
Tyjae Spears | 16th | ||
Mayberry Mighty Moops | |||
AJ Brown | 1st | ||
Lamar Jackson | 2nd | ||
Drake London | 3rd | ||
Christian Watson | 4th | ||
Brandin Cooks | 6th | ||
Dak Prescott | 6th | ||
Cowboys D | 8th | YES | |
Isiah Pacheco | 9th | YES | |
Romeo Doubs | 13th | ||
Packers D | 14th | ||
D’onta Foreman | 15th |